Need a New Place to Live?

If you are looking to move up in the world; being evicted; pestered by people breaking into your dwelling with crosses, stakes, and holy water; or just not able to get any work done because there's an angry mob with torches and pitchforks outside every night, and if you have a taste for the unusual, then perhaps you might want to consider one of the following properties:

http://xkcd.com/886/

Make sure to read the ad in the hypertext as well.