What I Thought of John Carter

Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris

Yeah, I know the movie is entitled John Carter, not Dejah Thoris, but I'd rather look at Lynn Collins than Taylor Kitsch. Besides, in many ways she's the central figure of the film.

This review is going to be a little different than some of the ones I've posted. Confession time:  As much science fiction and fantasy as I've read over the past [ NUMBER DELETED] decades, I've never actually gotten around to Burroughs until now.  (Please don't judge me.)  Every time I've intended to, something has disrupted my reading schedule.  Which is not to say that I'm not familiar with the basics of at least some of his work.  I just don't have a strong working knowledge of the details.  I'm about one-third of the way through A Princess of Mars right now, and I will definitely read the other books in the series.  So I won't discuss where the film deviates from the written work; there are plenty of people more knowledgeable than me to do that. Start with Ryan Harvey's review.  Instead, what I'm going to do is approach the film from the perspective of someone who would be a member of the general public rather than a fan.